its-alifestyle reblogged
And this sloppy, wild, colorful, magical thing that has no beginning, no end…that’s right here. I think it’s us.
And this sloppy, wild, colorful, magical thing that has no beginning, no end…that’s right here. I think it’s us.
Seriously though 😂😂
i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
this is the most accurate thing i ever read
The greatest ending in film history
when you finish a paper just before the deadline and have no time to edit
The 4th Wall Break in Deadpool
i love this
Eenie, meenie, miney, mo catch a tiger by his toe. If he hollers let him go. My mother told me to pick the very best one and you… are… it.
Anybody moves, anybody says anything - cut the boys other eye out and feed it to his father.